Send Me Some Jokes - 6 Hilarious Send Me Some Jokes

Can a sightless Redditor send me some mildewy rags?

Edit: Thanks for the mold blind stranger!

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HAR...

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Boss sent me a message the other day

Boss sent me a message the other day: *Send me some funny messages*

I replied: *I'm working right now, I will send you later*

Boss: *hahaha..send me another one*

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Boss just installed watsapp.

My boss just installed watsapp and texted me:

Boss: Hey, send me some jokes or something.

ME: Ok boss but please first tell when will I get a rise.

Boss: LMAO Nice one send more.

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Happiness recipe.

I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

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An Italian man is looking wistfully out at his fields...

It's spring, and for decades and decades now, he's always planted tomatoes, a tradition he brought over all the way from the old country to his adopted home in the US.

Unfortunately, he's getting old, and the work of turning the soil over to prepare for planting the tomatoes is beyond his bod...

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