"2 pence!?" said the man. "That's cheap! Do you sell food?"
"Yep" , said the barkeep
"Alright, I'll have a steak and chips" replied the man
"Sure" said the barkeep, "That's also 2 pe...
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A man walks into a pet shop and says “I purchased a parrot from this store a week ago and he has not yet spoken.”
The store owner says, “Well, some parrots are slower learners than others. Here’s a book of simple phrases you can teach your parrot.”
The man accepted the book, paid for it, and left.
The next day, the man walked into the store and said, “That bird still won’t talk.”
The store ...
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