How many incels does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. No self respecting light bulb would want to be screwed by an incel.

"Tell me what you want," I whispered to her as I put my fingers on her c string. She moaned,

"I want my viola back"




Then you wake up, because no self respecting person would ever want a viola.

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My friend had a few tips for alcohol consumers

From my friend

To all self respecting alcohol consumers...Self Care tips....

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward...

2. Symptom : Th...

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