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Look; I ain't sayin your momma's a ho...

... but I've seen more people pull out of her than SVB on a Thursday night.

Can we stop with all the Nevada memes

I've seen more than Nevada can count.

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What's one thing both a pet store employee and a doctor can say to a normal person?

I've seen more pussy than you ever will

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She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dunking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than Sooty!

She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

S...

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You know what I say to my urologist when I walk in?

I bet you're the only who's seen more dicks than my ex-wife!

There was a plane flying over a neighborhood dropping things out

They had to get rid of some cargo or the plane was going to go down. They had a shipment of shoes, basketballs, and a bomb. A man walking through the neighborhood walked by and seen a kid crying.

He asked the kid "Why are you crying?" The kid said I was just walking down the street and a sho...

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