Did you hear about the candy maker who was seeing double?
His mind was playing Twix on him.
A man goes to the opticians
Says: “Doctor, I’m seeing double”
Doc looks up and asks: All three of you ?
A cop pulls over a pirate.
Officer: Have you had anything to drink tonight?
Pirate: Yes sir I drank a lot of rum.
Officer: Why are you drinking and driving? You know I have every right to arrest you and impound your vehicle.
Pirate: Yes I do understand that but for the first time I am seeing double.
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