Seeing Double Jokes - 3 Hilarious Seeing Double Jokes

Did you hear about the candy maker who was seeing double?

His mind was playing Twix on him.

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A man goes to the opticians

Says: “Doctor, I’m seeing double”

Doc looks up and asks: All three of you ?

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A cop pulls over a pirate.

Officer: Have you had anything to drink tonight?

Pirate: Yes sir I drank a lot of rum.

Officer: Why are you drinking and driving? You know I have every right to arrest you and impound your vehicle.

Pirate: Yes I do understand that but for the first time I am seeing double.

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