A mathematician is going through security check at an airport
When it’s his turn one officer suddenly starts jumping around exited and yells: “There is a bomb in this man luggage!” The mathematician is immediately arrested, searched and confined in a separate room. A while later authorities come in and ask him what the hell he was thinking, to which the mathem...
When the Russian Secret Police have to run a security check on the Presidents new girlfriend they first have to ask
Where's Vladimir Putin it?
Garbage can
An old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
Then a new school year began.
The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came dow...
2000's kids won't get this
Social security checks
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On a ship
A captain and a rich man were talking in a cabin of a very large yacht.
'I had one of these yachts once,' the rich man told the captain.
'Sold it?' the captain asked.
'No. I wanted to show my parents that I appreciated how they brought me up in life and how they helped me become...
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