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I like my porn just how I like my search history

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I looked at my roommate's search history. Apparently he's into forbidden desserts?

He keeps searching for "barely legal cream pies."

A wife tells her husband that she's discovered his secret fetish via his search history...

"It was a weird one for sure," she says, "but I think I can make it work without being too embarrassed, as long as you don't film it." He accepts.

Later that night, he asks her if she wants to try it. She smiles, begins to undress, and goes "SKIPPITY BEE BOP BEE BOP DUP-A DUAAA"

I saw my girlfriend’s search history recently. She googled how to make her razor last longer.

I’m glad she considers me hers, but I don’t know how I feel about the nickname Razor.

My wife found “golden showers” in my search history and threatened to leave.

I let her go.

Gotta look out for number one.

So a kid is talking to his dad and he says “hey Dad why i s my sister named make up tutorials” and the dad says “oh that’s what was in your mom‘s search history “. And the kids respond “OK a little weird but thanks”

And the dad says “no problem “

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I got fired for not embracing diversity enough

Showing my pornhub search history didn't help.

I think my dad is obsessed with air circulation.

I looked on his search history and it was all for "only fans." Weird.

My wife's always watching the Kardashians and I'm always watching the news.

I must be rubbing off on her. Based on her internet search history, she's looking at the BBC all the time now

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What do you do after an orgasm?

A boy's girlfriend, planning on having sex with him, asks him with a seductive smile, "What do you do after you have an orgasm?" The boy responds, "Well, generally, I clear my search history."

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What do a serial porn addict and a Christian body builder have in common?

Muscly forearms and a squeaky clean search history

I finally figured out what to get my girlfriend for her birthday.

It's an antique German grandfather clock with a really nice espresso finish. I already know she will love it. I caught a glimpse of her search history last week and she's been trying to find a big black clock.

How does Google's self-driving car get away with a hit and run?

By deleting it's search history

You know, I haven't always been liberal

You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history.

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