My friend told me that he had aquired one of Seabiscuit's teeth.

I said, "that can't possibly be true. Did you get it on eBay? The guy who sold it to you must have been lying."

"No," he said, "it's definitely true. I got it straight from the horse's mouth."

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What is the difference between Hitler and Seabiscuit?

Seabiscuit could finish a race.

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