Screw In Jokes

Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.

One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.

We don’t know. Due to a lack of building regulations, they keep dying from electrocutions.

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

Wanna go ride bikes?

Ten.

One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.

Juan

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

None, it's already lit fam.

Monday January 01, 1900

Six.

One supervises;
One arranges for the electricity to be shut off;
One checks safety and quality standards;
One monitors compliance with government regulations;
One fills out paperwork;
And one who screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.

Guten Tag!

At least a thousand. Many hands make light work.

Actually, the light bulb never gets changed. You were all too busy fixing my grammatical mistake.

8-12 of them on 3 separate occasions.

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:

Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f... read more

2- One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

I don’t know I can’t convince any to get inside.

Just two; the mother, the father, the brother, the sister, the uncle, the aunt …..

Well, all the ones we’ve hired so far have failed, but eventually it’ll work, I swear!

Just one, but they will charge you $200 for the labor and "find" something wrong with your ceiling fan.

Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.



It's cake day : )

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A Gold also! Thank you very much!

One bird goes to the other “How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
The other bird replies, “Well I’m pretty sure Toucan”.

Q: How many Kevin McCarthies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Well, he needs a house first.

Two: One to screw the lightbulb, and one to convince the lightbulb that the lightbulb’s sinful, promiscuous behavior is what caused the first one to screw it, and if the lightbulb gossips to the police about being screwed, it would be damaging the church’s mission of preaching the Good News of Jesus... read more

I don't know, she usually just screws in her boss's office.

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Twelve to investigate Obama’s involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.

Two but it has to be a really big light bulb.

Two, but god-knows how they got in there.

One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be ab... read more