Screw In A Lightbulb Jokes

Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.

One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.

Wanna go ride bikes?

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

Ten.

One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.

None, it's already lit fam.

Six.

One supervises;
One arranges for the electricity to be shut off;
One checks safety and quality standards;
One monitors compliance with government regulations;
One fills out paperwork;
And one who screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.

Guten Tag!

At least a thousand. Many hands make light work.

8-12 of them on 3 separate occasions.

Nobody knows for sure. As soon as the light turns on, they all scatter.

I don’t know I can’t convince any to get inside.

Just two; the mother, the father, the brother, the sister, the uncle, the aunt …..

Well, all the ones we’ve hired so far have failed, but eventually it’ll work, I swear!

Just one, but they will charge you $200 for the labor and "find" something wrong with your ceiling fan.

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.



It's cake day : )

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Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

One bird goes to the other “How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
The other bird replies, “Well I’m pretty sure Toucan”.

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I don't know, she usually just screws in her boss's office.

Two: One to screw the lightbulb, and one to convince the lightbulb that the lightbulb’s sinful, promiscuous behavior is what caused the first one to screw it, and if the lightbulb gossips to the police about being screwed, it would be damaging the church’s mission of preaching the Good News of Jesus... read more

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Twelve to investigate Obama’s involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.

Two, but god-knows how they got in there.

Three. One to change the bulb and two to chastise them for performing such a menial task as a member of a proud warrior race.

Firstly they’re Barnard women.



And secondly, that’s not funny.

Doesn’t matter, they won’t use their blinker anyways.

I’m not sure, but they haven’t even bought the bulb yet. Guess they’re still waiting for the Mexicans to pay for it.

It's a really obscure number. I doubt you've ever heard of it.

4. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 3 to smoke until the room starts spinning.

More than 500, but we've exhausted our funding.

30. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 29 to protest it for being brighter than they are.