What do you call someone that hates scientologists?

Xenuphobic

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself.

What kind of movies do Scientologists like?

Cult classics

Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past?

Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P

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