My wife just told me she didn't understand the science behind cloning.
I replied, "that makes two of us"
Wisdom of ages
Johnny is cutting his nails when his grandpa stops by, and comments that he should not be cutting nails on a Thursday. Knowing that grandpa is the superstitious kind, Johnny ignores him and carries on.
A few weeks later grandpa visits again, and guess what - it is Thursday, and he catches Jo...
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So there's this duck...
...and one day he's walkin down the street when he gets a huge craving for some donuts. So he goes to the bakery and walks in and says to the baker "hey man can i get a dozen donuts, half glazed and half boston creme?" And the baker's like "No, you can't. We don't serve ducks here." And the duck's a...
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