A man had an affair with a school secretary. A few years later, the secretary got the wrong number and called the man...
“Sir, I’m sorry to inform you of this, but your child has committed a serious crime on school ground.”
“Oh no,” the man replied. “Was it arson?”
Whats you father's occupation?
Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick? "Sawing people in half." "Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' "Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters."
A ten-year-old boy called his school office and disguised his voice.
Speaking with as much baritone as he could muster he said, "Timmy Smith is very sick and he can't come to school today." The school secretary said, "I'm sorry to hear that. Who is this?" And the boy said, "This is my Dad."
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