Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Johnny enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. I play a man who's been married for...
My son told my husband he got a part in his school play & he’ll be playing a man who has been married for 25 years.
My husband replied, maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.
Simon is in the school play and invites his parents
Now his parents don't think he'll be very good. Halfway through the play a floorboard breaks underneath Simon and he falls through. 'Dont worry' Simon's dad whispers to his wife 'It's just a stage he's going through!'
Young Arnold Schwarzenegger is selected to play a horse in his school play with another kid
The costume consists of two parts. The front part and the rear.
So the kid says: "Ok Arnold, I'll be the front."
So Arnold agrees and says: "I'll be back."
Jewish boy comes home from school and his mother and tells her he got in the school play. She asked him, "what part are you playing?" He said, "the husband!"
The mother grew furious and said, "you march right back there and demand they give you a speaking part."
Daddy daddy, i managed to get a role on my school play this year
Dad : What role did you get ?
Son : i gotten the role of a husband with 20 years of marriage.
Dad : aww dont worry son, hope next year you be able to get a speaking role.
8 year old boy came home excitedly, telling his dad that a school play is gonna be held next month
Dad: that's great! What role did you get?
Son: I'll be the husband!
Dad: (*sigh*) tell your teacher tomorrow to give you a different role with more lines.
The police are looking for two stars of the school play who went missing.
They don’t have any leads.
I tried out for the part of Jesus in my school play....
I think I nailed it
During the last school play I felt funny and came over queasy.
At which point I was told to leave the production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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So a kid gets a role in the school play
And his only line is "Hark! I hear a cannon!"
Weeks on weeks he's working on his only line, trying different inflections, faces, timing, everything. "Hark! I hear a cannon! Hark! I hear a cannon! Hark! I hear a cannon!"
Day of the show, he's still working on it,"Hark! I hear a cannon!...
So there's this school play...
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.
Stallone goes first.
"I'll be Mozart"
Next up is Chuck Norris.
"I'll be Beet...
It was my five year old daughter's school play last night. I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years!
I didn't go.
An excited kid rushes home to tell his dad the good news.
He tells his dad he got a part in the school play. The dad congratulates the son and asks what part he got. Son says I’m playing the part of a man who’s been married to the same woman for 25 years. Dad says nice son, just keep at it, maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.
Little Jewish boy Chaim an aspiring actor..
Little Chaim, an aspiring actor comes running home excitedly to his mother..
“Mom, I got a great role in the school play”
His mother beams and says, “That’s great son. What part are you playing?”
“I play the part of the Jewish father in a nice Jewish family”
His mother sm...
At the dinner table one night...
...a father asked his son how his day in school went.
"Oh, it was great, Dad! I got a part in the school play."
"Really?" said the father. "Tell me about it."
"Well, I play the part of a man who's been married 20 years."
The father said, "That's great, son. And if you ...
At first i was feeling a little grumpy,
Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful.
I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs
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