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There was a boy named Mohammad who went to school in France... (Warning: Offensive)

Mohammad entered his school classroom.

"What is your name?" Asked the teacher.

"Mohammad", answered the boy.

"Here in France, there is no Mohammad.
From now on your name will be Jean-
Francois", replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammad returned home.
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Classroom

In a grade school classroom the teacher asked each of her students to come up to the chalk board and draw a picture of something that they talked about with their parents the night before.

The first little girl came up to the board and drew a cat. The teacher asked "what is that?" The little...

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