An old man walked into a bar and sat next to me...

He looks at me and notices my whiskey.

"Hey barkeep," he says. "I'll have some whiskey too."

"You got it," the barkeep replies.

So the barkeep pours him a glass and the old man makes a disgusted face.

"No no no. Do you have any Mosgaard?" Asks the old man.

"I'll se...

A man has to pee...

But he is in the middle of Central Park. He finds what he believes is an out of the way spot, unzips, and does his thing.

To his surprise, the spot he chose was not very secluded, and before he can do anything about it, a woman walks right in front of him.

She shrieks and says, "Gros...

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