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Scared Of Spider Jokes

People in Iran are scared of spiders

But in Iraq, no phobia.

They say that being scared of spiders increases the chances of them crawling into your bed while you are sleeping.

Personally, I am terrified of scarlett Johansson.

My girlfriend is so scared of spiders that she removes herself from the house until I get rid of them.

I've been living alone and peacefully for six hours now.

I met a web developer the other day and ran away as quickly as possible

I'm scared of spiders

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I've noticed...

I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic...


I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs.

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