A friend of mine who was scared of flying and asked me one day: "What is the probability that there will be a bomb on an airplane?" I responded that I really didn't know, but that it was certainly less than one in a million. So he asked: "Well, what is the probability that there are two bombs on ...
On his first ever flight, a nervous man who was scared of flying sat next to a heavily tattooed and smelly giant of a man.
Unfortunately, during the flight the timid little fellow ended up getting physically sick. But since the large man was now fast asleep, and was between him and aisle, his way to the bathroom was blocked.
Suddenly it was too late, and he vomited all over the sleeping man. Quickly he tried t...
A Bridge Too Far
An Irishman was collecting empty bottles on the beach one day when he found one with a tiny man inside it. He let the man out and for this the tiny man told him that he could have one wish. “I’m dead scared of flying” the Irishman told him “And I get terribly seasick from just looking at a boat and ...
A statistician gets on a plane.
A Statistician gets on a plane. Guy next to him says "I'm scared of flying." The statistician says "I used to be. I used to be worried about terrorists." The guy asks "How'd you stop being scared?" The statistician says "I bought a bomb on the plane." Panicked, the guy yells "What!?"
Stati...
A man was walking along a beach in California when he stumbled across an old lamp.
As he rubbed it, a genie popped out and granted him a wish.
‘Let me see,’ said the guy. ‘I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared of flying and get seasick. So could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can go there on vacation?’
The genie scratched his head. ‘A bridge f...
A man releases a genie
A man is walking along a beach in California when he finds a bottle. He opens it, and with a puff of smoke, a genie is released.
"As a reward for freeing me from the bottle," says the genie, "I'll grant you one wish."
The man thinks for a while and says "I've always wanted to visit Aus...
A man finds an old bottle. He starts rubbing off the dust...
... when a genie appears.
"You have one wish," says the genie.
"One wish? I thought it was three wishes," said the man.
"That's only in stories," replied the genie. "One wish is all you get."
"Well...", started the man, who was an American, "I've always wanted to go to Au...
Understand women
There once was a man named John. He did a lot of praying and one day God saw this and came down to John. God said to him "John you've been doing a lot of praying so I am granting you with one wish, ask for whatever you want." John was very happy and said "God I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am...
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A man walking along the beach stumbles upon a bottle...
A man who has been walking along a beach stumbles upon a bottle. He picks up the bottle and takes the cork out of it. The moment he does it, out comes a genie.
The genie looks at the man and said, >“As you have released me from my imprisonment, I offer you one wish!”
The man th...
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