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Whatโ€™s a scarecrows favorite type of porn?

Hard corn

What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?

A straw-berry.

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?

An Autumn mobile

Why are scarecrows out standing i their field?

Hay, it's in their jeans.

Do scarecrows really work?

No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.

Scarecrows love farming

When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."

Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?

...because they're out-standing in their field!

Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field...

One says to the other, "Hey man!"

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