Guy goes to a costume party dressed in a Speedo with a potato in the front. He knocks on the door of the party and the host says what are you suppose to be?
He says, “I’m a dictator”
Two girls are talking one day when one says what kind of soda pop is your man?
The first girl says "mine is like 7-up seven inches up in it!" The second girl says "crown royal" The First girl responds "that's not a soda pop that's a hard liquor!" The second girl adds "I know he is!"
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