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Saying Hello Jokes

What do you call two spices saying hello to each other during the holidays?

Seasons greetings

I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered....

It's a dell

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An elderly man walked up to me today when I was wearing my Michigan sweatshirt. Without even saying hello, he started telling me...

A beautiful blonde woman visits the doctor for an annual checkup. The doctor looks her over from head to toe doing his routine tests on her. Standing there naked still, the woman asks the doctor if she seems ok. The doctor looks at her and say, "Ma'am, you're perfectly healthy. The only thing I a...

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