One day Stalin decides to go to the cinema in disguise and hear what people are really saying about him.
When the newsreel comes on the audience stands up and applauds each time he appears on the screen. Stalin is pleased. Modestly, he himself remains seated. After a few moments the man next to him leans over and whispers “Most people feel the same way you do Comrade, but you’ll be safer if you sta...
An old Irish saying about worrying.
There are only two things in life to worry about: if you are well or if you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: if you will get better or if you will die. If you get better, there is nothing to worry about. ...
Three men were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now.
"I would like my children to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man. "Thirty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man'." Turning to the third man, the first one asked, "So what do you want them to say about you in thirty years?"...
You know that saying about being the change you want to see in the world?
I feel like 50 Cent misunderstood it.
Me: Do you want to hear the cruel things people are saying about you?
Elephant Man: I'm all ears.
Me: Yes, that's one of them.
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