UPJOKE

Why do we say Amen at the end of a prayer and not Awomen?

Because we sings Hymns and not Hers.

The unusual camel

A man is walking through the desert. He's been lost for a while and he's kinda losing hope.

Behind a sand dune he sees what looks like a camel rental shop. Clearly a mirage.. or is it?

It doesn't disappear as he gets closer so he enters the main tent and is greeted by the owner.
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The man and the mule

A man found a priest selling a mule, so he walked over to him and said, "What can it do?" the priest says, "Well if you say praise the lord he starts runnin'." "Show me." The priest says praise the Lord and the mule takes off runnin. then the priest said,"If you say amen he'll stop." "Show me." He s...

So this cowboy buys a new horse...

As he's saddling him up to leave the ranch, the previous owner tells him, "There's only one thing different about this here horse. He was raised by a preacher since he was a pony. If you want him to stop, you say Amen. If you want him to go, you say praise the Lord."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" the c...

A Cowboy is looking in the market for a new horse...

He walks in to town and sees on a churches sign horse for free come inside and ask the pastor.

The Cowboy walks and talkes to the pastor:

Cowboy: So... I hear you have a horse for free?

Pastor: I sure do, but you have to know that this horse is special. It will only move forward...

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