Two forensic officers were reviewing their examination the stomach of a murder victim that week.
"Another case solved," concluded the chief officer.
*"Hmm-mmm" her partner agreed.*
"Quite a simple one to work out, too." She savoured a sip of coffee.
*"Oh? How so?" queried the young man, raising an eyebrow.*
"Hmmm. The contents reminded me of my husband's attempt at t...
So I saw a sweet little girl in the park selling cupcakes so I purchased one and as I savoured it's flavor I asked her," don't you ever get tempted to take one of them?" She looked at me in shock,"no! That would be stealing. I only lick them and put them right back."