Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote “Beauty Will Save the World”...
So I'm just gonna relax because this obviously doesn't concern me.
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Redditors will save the world from the corona pandemic.
They are experts in applied social distancing.
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Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
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I've heard people say that vegans are gonna save the world. I disagree...
If you want to save the world you should become a cannibal.
If you eat someone you're 100% carbon neutral. Better yet, eat a pilot.
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Superman can save the world
but Clark Kent
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Who says, "Phlbbbbtfffbllph I NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS phlbbbbtthhphhbbl"
Queefer Sutherland.
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Five people are on a plane that is going to crash; Oprah, the Pope, Greta Thunberg, Trump and Dr. Fauci.
Only four parachutes though.
Fauci takes one, says "I’ve got to live so I can find a cure for this pandemic and jumps out of the plane."
The Pope takes one, says "I have to be there to provide spiritual guidance to the faithful during this pandemic and he jumps out."
Trump takes...
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