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Ugh. Sausage puns.

They're the wurst.

You guys want to hear a sausage pun?

Nevermind they are the wurst

A family member told me that my sausage puns are dreadful

but I've told wurst.

A cook I work with spent all day making sausage puns

It was the wurst

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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