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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" ...

A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire

From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

A hobbyist robot builder attempted to satirize the American public by building a 300 pound hunk of metal that sat in front of the TV all day long.

In the end, he had difficult maintaining it, because it didn't work out.

I'm upset about the election

SNL will have to go back to political satire instead of news.

What do you call a mockery of a Jewish goat mans dinner?

A Satire Satyr Seder

My bank called today to notify that my account has been reclassified

Judging by the balance they had to classify it as Satire Account

"The onion" has run out of business

They just say that they have no chance to best Trump at satirical news.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a tire and a joke?

One is a tire and the other is satire

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Why did the peasant cross the road? (x-post from r/pcmasterrace)

To render the building on the other side.

[Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/2ucdks/why_did_the_peasant_cross_the_road/) for more comments on the topic.

Note: /r/pcmasterrace is satire/circlejerk and should NOT be taken so seriously that you have to be rude/demeaning ...

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