A slim blonde beauty in a tiny bikini flashes her eye's at Santa and says "can't you stay?"
"Hohoho Santa's gotta go 2 feet of snow you know."
"Awww Santa pleeease?" she pleads as she lowers her straps and bites her lips.
"Hohoho Santa's gotta go 2 feet of snow you know." <...
Tis' the Treason
Santa: "Please help. Global Warming has put my shop under water. My elves are crossing the boarder for refuge"
Trump: " Don't worry Santy, I'm sending ICE"
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