The bartender says, “oh sorry, we’re not that kind of establishment “
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Santa walks into a bar.
He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"
The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."
Santa, "Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!"
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