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Why does sandwich meat have webbed fingers?

Because it's in bread.

What do rednecks and sandwich meat have in common?

They are both inbred.

Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats?

Because they're both in bread

GMOs are one thing, but I was worried my sandwich meat had a genetic disease...

You know, cause it was in bread.

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