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Sandpaper Sally

A man walks into a brothel, the madam comes up to him and and says β€œ Hello, how may I help you ? β€œ he replies, β€œI am very lonely, but I only have 5 dollars. Is their any way I can get laid ? β€œ the madame rolls her eyes and tells the man to leave. The man pleads with her until she says β€œ Well, I have...

A Trucker was looking to get a little action one night

So he gets on his CB radio and asked if anyone knows a good place to find some "company". Another trucker radios back with a nearby address, and tells him he'll have the best time ever for just $20.

The trucker goes to brothel with his $20, eager to see what that will get him. When he walk...

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