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Samuel L Jackson Jokes

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What does Sigmund Freud and Samuel L Jackson have in common?

For them, everyone is a motherfucker

How did Samuel L Jackson die in star wars?

He fell out of the Windu

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How does Samuel L Jackson count?

One muthafucka, two muthafuckas, three muthafuckas...

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What does Samuel L Jackson call Father's day as?

Motherfucker's Day

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I wonder if Samuel L Jackson has sent his father...

...a 'Happy Motherfuckers Day' card today.

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

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What did Samuel L Jackson Say When He Was Asked To Name the First Greek Myth He Was Taught in School.

Oedipus Was the First Motherfucker!

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My mom caught me watching hentai.

My mom caught me watching hentai.

Mom: Watch something good, not this degenerate shit!

Me: Like what?

Mom: Like something your role model watches. Who is your role model?

Me: Samuel L Jackson.

Mom: Motherfucker!...

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