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Same Outfit Jokes

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I saw two guys wearing the same outfit and asked them if they were gay?

They arrested me.

Why do nuns wear the same outfit every day?

It's a habit.



(I made this one up. I doubt I am the first to do it. )

Why is women’s soccer so rare?

It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why did NASA cancel the all-female spacewalk?

None of them would go outside the rocket wearing the same outfit.

The reason women don't play football

The reason women don't play football is that eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

What is proof that Santa is a man?

No woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.

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It’s their 50th anniversary and Mary walks into the bedroom wearing a seethrough nightie.

“John “, my darling”, she says seductively. “Do you remember on our wedding night I wore this exact same outfit?”

John says “yes, I remember”

“And do you remember what you said when I first came out of the bathroom and you saw me wearing this?”

“Yes I told you I was going to fuc...

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