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What do you get if you tell the same joke every day for a month?

About 3K karma and a ban from r/jokes.

One of my friends always played the same joke on me when we were walking in the forest.

Suddenly he freezes and starts staring into the distance as if he saw something between the trees. He doesn't say a word then, just sometimes he gives me a quick look as if to say, "Man, did you see that?" I usually stood next to him like an idiot, staring at the same spot, wondering if there was so...

Did you hear the one about the Redditor that posts the same jokes every few months?

Yeah... we heard it already.

Why do people keep posting the same joke on here?

Because they’re hoping people haven’t Reddit already.

A man who keeps telling the same joke over and over walks into a bar

The bartender says, "how are you, r/Jokes"

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Today I asked a girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was

She said: To stop seeing the same joke over and over in r/jokes.

Oh, and also fuck you.

A guy is jailed for the first time...

A guy is imprisoned for his first time


On his first night, a few minutes after lights-out, his cellmate moves closer to the cell-bars.

A while later, someone from another cell shouts "Number 13!". His cellmate and the entire block bursts into laughter. The new prisoner finds this s...

My grampa's been telling the same joke about a ship that got stuck for years now,

it never gets old , it's Evergreen.

If a farmer keeps telling the same joke over and over again to a cow

Would you say he's milking it?

What did Meowth say when he found out that people have been reposting the same joke with different pokemon?

>!Meowth . . . !<

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was once woken with a blowjob

almost choked to death

edit: no i did not steal from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/82n5ww/whats_the_sexiest_thing_your_so_has_done/dvbsy4m
but obviously 2 people can have the same joke (i dont really check actual reddit just other subreds)

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My dad had a college teacher that told the same joke every day...

At the start of every day he would say (in a heavy af accent), "hello my name is Mr Habawidishco and I'm from turkey........ BUT I AM NOT ONE" then he would just die of laughter.. Every fucking day lmao

Dear posters of r/Jokes, could you try to be a bit more original?

My friends are really tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again.

I'd name my band "The Same Joke Every 24 Hours"

People will talk about my band with the following:

"Do you like listening to The Same Joke Every 24 Hours?"

"She just broke-up with her boyfriend, so she's listening to The Same Joke Every 24 Hours again"

"In a drastic move the police department has negotiated the end of the hos...

What do you call it when a programmer tells you the same joke more than once?

DRY humor!

How many depression counselors does it take to treat a patient who've seen the same joke thrice in a day?

I will let you know when I recover.

A group of friends are always telling the same jokes...

They got so used to it that they numbered them, and instead of telling the joke they would just say "1", or "13", and everyone would laugh.

One day their all gathered around, telling their favorite jokes ("22", "5", etc). One guys says "42" and the group chuckles, except for one guy who star...

Three guys sit at a bar, and tell each other the same jokes again, and again on repeat.

One of them gets the idea to start numbering the jokes, so they don't have to repeat the entire joke, so for example, someone would say "number 6" and they would laugh at that joke. Then one of the guys says "number 11" and they all start laughing again. Shortly after, one of the men says "number 23...

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A 90 year old man used to tell me this same joke every time I saw him.

I went to the Dr. today. He said he needed blood, semen, and fecal samples....So I gave him my underwear and walked out.

If I had a parrot, I’d teach him two or three pirate jokes and he would just repeat them over and over again, week after week the same jokes. Every time people would be mesmerized.

I’d name my parrot arrrrr/Jokes

A man goes to prison

Its his first day in the prison, a while later he sees his cellmate go the the door and yells trough it: "#12!", and a few people from different cells chuckle. A few hours later another man goes to the door and yells: "#31!", and a few people start laughing, even the guards smile. Then having gathe...

There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . .

Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.

There was this astronomer.

He browsed r/jokes everyday and after a while he realised that the same jokes were posted over and over again.

He decided to start posting one joke a day, after his morning astronomy sessions.

His jokes were always well received and every so often one of his jokes would reach the fro...

Q.How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

I love doing stand up comedy at the retirement homes.

And I know I'm really good because they laugh at the same jokes every week.

A Redditor posts a joke.

And within 2 minutes of submission he has 8 comments telling him, “that’s a repost and that same joke was submitted last month and got 3k upvotes. We only want original content here!” So he deletes it and moves on.

Two months later he hears a new joke and posts it. Again within 2 minutes of s...

f(x) walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".


f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

Can we please stop posting chemistry jokes?

I keep seeing the same jokes reposted periodically.

I'm pretty sure my F5 key isn't working anymore

I keep seeing the same jokes on here

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