A woman was taking her late husband to the undertakers.
He was wearing his best suit, a charcoal grey suit. The woman knew it was her husbands dying wish to be buried in a blue suit, something that they had never been able to afford when he was alive. So, she told the undertaker about her husband's wish, acknowledging that she couldn't afford a new suit,...
An old man dies.
His wife takes him to the funeral home, and the director tells her "Do you have any special request?"
The wife says "Well, yes. As you can see he is wearing a black suit. He loved blue. Please, not matter the cost, get him a blue suit."
"No problem", the funeral director says.
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The Undertaker
So this woman goes to the undertaker to make arrangements for her husbands funeral. She says "Look, I've got some special requests for the service. First off,I want an open casket, so that people can pay their final respects, and secondly I want my husband buried in a blue suit." The undertaker s...
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed
The bartender says hey what's the matter? The horse farmer says "I have these two horses and I just can't for the life of me tell them apart" The bartender tells the horse farmer to weigh his horses, so he goes home and does so. He returns the next day with a long face once more, and says ...
A farmer had 2 horses, and he wanted a way to know which is which. So he goes to the smartest man in the village.
Smart Man: "measure them by their height. That's how you'll know the difference."
So the farmer measures their height and to his surprise, they are both the exact same height. Not 1 cm more or less. So he goes back to the smart man.
Smart Man: "measure them by their weight. That's how ...
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