A lone Irishman walks into an American bar and orders three shots of whiskey - all at once - and proceeds to sip each one in turn.
The American bartender finds it peculiar but minds his business.
Each day, the Irishman returns, ordering three shots of whiskey and sipping each of them i...
On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulled him over. "So," said the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few i...
What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
My kid just asked me 'Why doesn't Spongebob have his own day like his friend does?'
Saint Patrick's Day.......
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So it was St. Patrick's Day in Ireland...
and Sheamus and Murphy were going to grab some beers. As they went out Sheamus looked at Murphy and said "Murphy it's Saint Patrick's day and we don't got fuckin' money, what are we gonna do?" Murphy says "I got an idea meet me at the butcher shop in 10 minutes." 10 minutes goes by and they'r...
There are extreme biases everywhere you look these days, for example..
It's totally okay for everyone paint red freckles on their face for Saint Patrick's Day, but when I wear black face on MLK Day it's a hate crime.
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