“Doc,” he says, “I can’t stand being this fat anymore. Please help.”
“Alright, let’s get to work”, replies the doctor. After many months of diet and exercise, the man winds up loosing hundreds of pounds. An unfortunate side effect though is that he has all this loos...
Don't step on the chickens
Three men die and come to the pearly gates. They swing open and they hear the voice of god booming: "Be welcome to heaven, but don't step on the chickens!" and as far as the eye can see there are chickens EVERYWHERE.
One guy is like, "forget this!" and instantly steps on a chicken. They hear ...
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