Safety First Jokes - 3 Hilarious Safety First Jokes

Danger is my middle name

but Safety first.

I don't know why there is a baby brand called Safety 1st..

I mean, if they used safety first they wouldn't have to buy their products in the first place

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There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods and a genie appears...

He says, "you each get three wishes"
So the bear starts off and says, "I wish I was the only guy bear in the forest so I could get all the girl bears."
The genie nods and snaps his fingers and it is done, and it is now the rabbit's turn. The rabbit says, "I wish I had a motorcycle because moto...

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