Because everybody knows that the email of the species is more deadly than the mail.
I stand behind Alec Baldwin
It's far safer than standing in front of him.
A cigarette is safer than a bottle of wine.
If you don't believe me, let me hit you on the head with a cigarette.
People say "I'm high on life!" like that's safer than drugs
But everyone who's ever done life has died.
Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft?
Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.
An antivaxer has a heart attack. He's rushed to ER, but during the emergency surgery, his heart stops, rendering him clinically dead.
Before he knows it, he's face to face with none other than God himself, Author of the Universe, Maker of All. God smiles beatifically and says, “Don't worry. The doctors working on you are good; you'll be back in no time. But as long as you're here, do you have any questions you'd like to ask?” <...
Two China men were robbing a distillery.
One said to the other “is this whiskey?” The other said “yeah it’s whiskey but it’s safer than wobbing a bank”.
NASA is finally letting women walk in space.
Probably safer than letting them drive.
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck we're in the middle of a robbery...
Bugs Bunny asked Daffy, "Is this whiskey?"
Daffy answered, "Of course it's whiskey, but it's safer than wobbing a bank"
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