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What is even sadder than a funeral?

An eral. It is like a funeral but with no fun.

The only thing sadder than a gluten free funeral...

is a flourless grave.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A depressed man walks into a bar.

He approaches the bartender and says, "I'll have six double brandy." The bartender replies, "You must've had a really tough day!"

"Yeah, I found out that my dad is gay", the man replies.

The following day, the man returns to the bar looking much sadder than before, ordering another six...

I'm 100 percent against

animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me.

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