An explorer was hacking a path deep into an almost impenetrable rainforest.
After a few weeks, he stumbled across a large clearing in the trees.
Right in the middle of the clearing was a huge bull elephant, laying down on its side, motionless. As the explorer cautiously approached the elephant, he could see that it wasn’t breathing.
On closer inspection, the ...
Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth II and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
Satan decides to let each of them to call their own countries, but at a cost. Queen Elizabeth speaks to the U.K Government for 30 minutes and pays 1 million dollars. Vladimir Putin speaks with the Russian Government for an hour and pays 2 million dollars. Donald Trump speaks with the American Govern...
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The Bar Challenge
A man walks into a bar....
Upon sitting down, he notices a sizeable jar behind the bar, full to the brim with $50 notes.
He says to the barmaid: “What’s with all the cash in the jar?”
The barmaid replies: “It’s for our bar challenge, which consists of three different tasks”. Y...
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