S 21 Jokes

So I did. She’s 21 and her name is Amber

A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender “Give me a shot of your finest 30 year old single malt !”

The bartender says, “You know, that will cost you 100 bucks – it’s pretty expensive”. The blind man says “Not a problem, I have the money and I know what I like !”. So the bartende... read more

“Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman.
She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long.”

“So what’s the problem?”

Breaking down in tears....

“I can’t remember where I live.”

A young man in Oklahoma turns 21. Excited, he tells his father, “I want to finally go to Texas.”

His father warns, “Scooter, you’re a full-grown man, now. I can’t stop you from going to Texas. But I have to warn you… **EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS!** You can’t be prepared for how absolutely hug... read more

I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country:

1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21... then what are we actually suggesting he should do these 3 years?

2. Now if the legal age for a Man to get married is ... read more

Little Johnny's teacher gives the class a homework assignment, "Explain the difference between a theory and reality." Little Johnny goes home and is so stumped he asks his sisters ages 21 and 16 for help, and they can't come up with anything either. He then tries asking his father. The father thinks... read more

It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.



Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.



"What's up?" he asks.



"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's impor... read more