My mother always told me that there’s nothing worse than running with scissors
Now that I’m older, I realize there’s one worse thing: scissoring with the runs
Policeman stops a guy running with scissors
\- "Hey, where are you running with those scissors?" asks policeman.
\- "To hospital. They just called and told me my mother in-law life is hanging by a thread"
Running with scissors
You know how they say you shouldn't run with scissors? Well you also shouldn't scissor with the runs...
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