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A hippie was travelling in through the Middle East when his passport and wallet are stolen, leaving him stranded with only the shirt on his back and his trusty guitar.

After a couple of days roughing it on the streets, he decides to play his guitar and busk for money.

He starts strumming out a tune and a small crowd gathers round. As he continues, one of the men from the crowd starts dancing and jiving infront of him.

The hippie finishes his song and...

Two Men Go Camping

After a day of roughing it in the woods, they go to sleep in their tent. Later in the night one wakes the other.

"Look up, and tell me what you see."

"I see a starry sky."

"What does that tell you?"

"That there are millions of stars, and there are planets revolving around...

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