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Roll Tide Jokes

What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide?

Turn off the xbox and go to bed...

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Southern grammar: tied

Y'all might not know it, but southern USA grammar is more complex than up north. We have many different ways of using the same word, with completely different meanings.

Take the word "tied" for instance. You might say two people, or animals "tied up" which means they fought.

You could ...

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I had sex with my best friends mother, sister and girlfriend all at the same time.

It wasn’t a foursome or anything, Roll Tide.

I was walking in the park today with my Auburn t-shirt on.

There was a couple holding hands walking toward me on the path and I could see that the guy had an Alabama hat on. As the couple passed, the guy exclaimed, "Roll tide buddy!" I'm not one for confrontation so I decided to give him a complement, and told him his sister was hot.

A Southern Man vs. a Yankee for a job

After a lengthy interview process, the HR department selected 2 Gentlemen for a final interview for a top spot in an advertising firm, a Yankee and a Southern man. The final interview challenge was simple enough, come up with a poem for the advertising firms newest client Timbuktu. The Yankee was ...

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