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Rock Garden Jokes

I started my first rock garden last week

Three of them already died.

Santa Singh in Chandigarh

Santa Singh was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden.


Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Rock Garden?"


The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus st...

Did you hear about the meth head horticulturalist?

She made a rock garden.

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