UPJOKE

Yesterday the doctor told me I had cancer…

“I’m scared” I replied

“Don’t worry” the doctor said. “It’s all in your head”

Pls don’t roast me too much for this one I think I made it up

I hate how woman always look at me like i'm a piece of meat

and feel the need to roast me.

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