What should one do to rise and shine every morning?
Eat yeast and shoe polish.
A mother called the doctor about her teenage daughter. "She refuses to eat anything but yeast and car wax. Now she's lying in bed asleep and I can't wake her. What should I do?" "There's nothing to worry about." said the doctor,
"she'll rise and shine soon enough..."
Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.
It helps me rise and shine in the morning.
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