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Ripostes Jokes

Why isn't /r/Fencing more popular?

Too many ripostes.

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The French fencer

There once was a famous French fencer. He learned how to fence at a young age and honed his skills over time, his prowess with the foil unmatched in all of France. After defeating all French contenders, he moved on to defeat fencers in nearby countries, eventually becoming the best in Europe. As his...

I thought I'd make a joke about fencing

but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"

Why is /r/fencing the favorite sub for /r/jokes posters?

They highly encourage ripostes

Did you hear about the Olympic fencer who would only counter-attack?

He knew ripostes were the best way to get Gold.

I've seen a lot of great moves as a fencing teacher...

...but you guys have the best ripostes.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What’s the difference between a good fencer and the average r/jokes subscriber?

A good fencer ripostes after a successful parry, while the average subscriber of this subreddit reposts an unsuccessful joke.

What's the difference between fencing and reddit?

Fencing is full of ripostes, while reddit is full of reposts

what do you call a fencing tournament held on a nuclear submersible?

A sub full of ripostes

Everybody here must be a fencer

Because all I see are ripostes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Before getting engaged to Serena, Alexis Ohanian actually dated a fencer

Until he got sick of the ripostes.

Why was the Black Knight downvoted?

Because he ripostes.

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