Rinses Jokes

They get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a question. ”

St. Peter turns to the first Nun and asks: “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The s... read more

He doesn't want his mouth the smell like pussy so he quickly brushes his teeth, rinses out his mouth, and heads out the door as soon as he can. When he pulls up to the dentist he sprays his mouth with breathe freshener and heads inside.
Once he's seated in the chair he's sure his mouth doesn't s... read more

There, at the row of urinals, a Soldier and a Sailor are also relieving themselves. The Marine pulls up to a vacant urinal next to them and gets ready to do his business.

Just then the Soldier finishes up, zips up, and goes over to the sink. He turns on the water and lets it get nice and wa... read more

Saint Peter says I want to tell you all right now you are all getting in. But I need you to cleanse with this holy water first any body part that has ever had anything to do with a penis... The first nun says I have seen one!...he says ok splash some holy water on your eyes....she does and gets in t... read more

They stand before the gatekeeper, who welcomes them to the pearly gates. He looks them all over quickly and says,

"Listen, I know you've all broken the code of Nuns at least once or twice, so I'll make you a deal. If you wash everywhere a man's penis has touched you in this Holy Water, you ... read more

The first man finishes up and begins washing his hands in the sink. He soaps up both his hands and arms and thoroughly washes all the way up to his elbows not missing a spot. He then proceeds to use half a roll of paper towels to dry up and announces to the others in the restroom,

"I graduat... read more

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and stars chatting with the bartender about gambling. He says, “I will bet you $100 that I can bite my eye!”

The bartender looks at him like he is nuts, and then takes the bet. The man proceeds to pop out his left eye, and bites it. Rinses it off and... read more

A man goes for a job in a Durex factory. The interview goes great and the lucky guy is offered the job immediately. The interviewer asks "would you like to see what you will be doing?" and the man agrees it would be good to get a feel for his new task.

They walk out into a large manufacturing... read more